Oh, btw

I just came back from the beach. Which isn't in West Virginia, in case you didn't know... Yeah... no snow. -.- But I got my kindle! And read The Lost Hero on it. I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED THE SON OF NEPTUNE NOW.

I had a dream...

That some weird girl had taken over the school, and me and two other people were running away from her. Did I mention that the school had turned into a giant steel pillar surrounded by water on all sides? There were walkways, but I think they were smashed, broken, whatever. One of the other person running with me was a girl, and seemed to be leading us. (Like the personification of the dream or something O.o) The other one was this guy, but after the weird girl chased us around, he vanished, and my swimming got a lot better, as if I was the left and he was the right and now that it was just one I could actually swim. I got into the school. The inside was exactly the same as Carnage, despite the outside pillar shape. I hid in two places, can't remember the first, but I went into the bathroom for the second, then decided it was too easy and went into the boys bathroom instead, and hid in a stall and stood on the toilet seat, you know, that crap. The seat was creaky, and it was really annoying. I thought the weird girl had found me, because the dream personification who was standing guard at the door had started talking to someone who sounded exactly like her, and when I knew I was lost, I opened up and got ready to charge out, but it turned out to be Cory You, messing with me. He laughed and I rolled my eyes. (Ignoring the fact that I was in the boys restroom.) Well, then the school turned back to normal. But the weird girl attack had screwed up my screwed schedule once more. I found myself attending Ms. Crowder's class. Kyla Qi was in it. And August Ning and Andrew Hren and a bunch of other random Carnage people. (The dream personification had dispersed.) We were doing some project on some random book and we had to do something to this big, leafy flower-shaped piece of paper. Everyone but me and Kyla had already had three days to do it. I was lost, so I just started writing a story on the paper, assuming that was the task. When class dismissed, I thought about how I wouldn't have Ms. Church anymore, and that now I had no clue where to go for 6th period. Kyla came up behind me and we discussed the project. Turns out we were supposed to write a song, not a story ("Didn't you read the rubric?") and I had done it wrong. It would of course be due tomorrow. (Cut my dream some slack, I know it was a stupid assignment, but hey! Whatever.) I can't write a song worth crap. During lunch, (which I know is 6th period but the dream forgot, just let it go) I walked around to find some people to tell this to, and I walked up to Hal Lin and David Wong. When I told them I got switched to Ms. Crowder, they laughed. ..... I can't remember anything after that.


I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I WOKE UP AND IT WAS A DREAM!!!! e.e

Stating the obvious is fun.

I found a zelda one that fits.

Morning peoples.

Oh, and I finished Soul Eater. :) Which means it's just about time for me to change this lovely Maka/Soul background I have here...... Let's see if I can find a zelda one that fits...

Warning: Spaz

OKAY, I'VE JUST TURNED ON CAPS LOCK FOR THE SAKE OF MY POOR PINKY.

IT. IS. SCARY. O.O I MEAN SERIOUSLY SCARY. LIKE IF THERE WEREN'T PEOPLE WATCHING AND ALL THE LIGHTS WERE TURNED OFF, I'D BE SWEATING WITH NERVES. I ACTUALLY LET OUT A SIGH WHEN IT WAS OVER. AND I ACTUALLY USED THE WORD SIGH FOR THAT! INSTEAD OF SAI! THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I AM!

o.O

*

definitely wasn't procrastinating on sleeping. Yeah. No way I'd ever do that. I wasn't playing Skyward Sword, what the holy heck r u talking bout? Btw, THE SILENT REALMS CREEP ME OUT THEY SERIOUSLY SCARE ME I MEAN SERIOUSLY. O.O

Well, I wasn't doing that, of course not. And I'm just going to go to sleep now. Yeah. Totally. ...Sure. Uh huh. ... You know, ........................................

Night.

OMG WTH

WHY IS IT 12:16 AM?!?!?!

..don't answer that.

Is it normal to

play Wii so long it hurts your feet? I don't know, maybe my feet are just out of shape. ...that expression doesn't fit well there...

MERRY (early) CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!! =D

It better snow. -.-

Or else I can't go skiing in West Virginia. =/ Because you know, no snow, no skiing. That's the bad part about most winter sports. But w/e. Any sleeping (AND WII PLAYING xD) time is welcome. VERY VERY welcome.

Today was pretty interesting. Mr. White, THE WEIRDEST SUB IN THE AMERICAS, was like 20 minutes late to sub for us for Flute Ensemble (1st period). Mr. Jenner usually teaches us but he took care of Mr. Pellas's classes while his wife was on maternity leave. Dunno why he has to stay home for that, but I don't really care. Second period we just watched Tintin, a French cartoon. It was French class. (NAW, IT WAS SPANISH) Third, we played card games. Fourth, we pretended to be analyzing a movie while actually just watching it. Fifth, we pretended to be coloring butterflies while actually just goofing off. Sixth, we had a pizza party that strangely never ended with lunch. O.o Seventh we had a pop quiz.

MR. ARMPRIESTER WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Well, actually, he told us it was a pop quiz so that we would do it quickly, since we're no longer able to take quizzes and tests for more than one day. Apparently we 'cheat'. >.> I mean, it's true, but why do anything about it? It turned out to be more like a study guide. Which means we'll have a quiz. *sai*'

But that's in the past. HAKUNA MATATA. Winter break is here and I'm going to make the most of it. ^_^

Happy Holidays everyone!

PHEW

Got bored.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lZZ_4gbUcisRs3s-a7Ax_oq5p6tli2shVOx-mRhfAXY/edit

I wish it would automatically complete itself. >.>

OOH

Btw, I should honestly update.

I got ma replacement ocarina!!! It's green. xD LIKE LINK OMG FANGIRL SCREAM haha no. -.- Well, anyways, yes. Indeed it is true in it's greenness. O.o

Okay. I'm still on the Rivers of Zadaa for Pendragon- (I should put a list up for this somewhere, seriously) but I did read the Battle of the Labyrinth from Percy Jackson. Awesome story, hilarious at the perfect moments. And now I DESPERATELY NEED (YOU) (NO, JK) (HAHA) THE NEXT ONE!!! Which happens to be held for me at the library. Like 10 freakin miles away. 10 miles too many. >.> Also, I have booked Inheritance at both the public and the school library, but I'm hold 200 for the public library so I don't think I'll get that in time for Christmas. (Darn.) So my only chance to get it in time to do a mini project on it is- oh, lol, or I could just do the project for it next quarter, in which case it'd be better to just put it off. Yeah. I'll do that. But then I need a good book for the project THIS quarter. ....

I'll think about it.

Hmm. Oh yeah, I'm going skiing! (double i, rare... O.o) For the first time in my life too. On the 23. To the 26. In West Virginia. Yeah. You didn't need to know that, you definitely didn't need to know that... Oh, and...

I want a Kindle for Christmas, I think. Haven't told my parents yet. I'm not sure if I should just tell them anyways. I mean, I'm old enough to know that Santa's not real, blah, blah, blah, but maybe I should just... You know what, I'll email them later. Another mental note. *Stabs thumbtack into note into mental wall*' lol, stabs. *coughcough*' In my personal opinion, the Kindle Fire's only good point as a electronic book is that you'll be able to see the cover page in color. It's battery sucks, it doesn't have E-ink, it's so distracting because of all the other apps... Oh, but it is also bigger. That's an upside. Anyhow, I would want the Kindle Touch 3G. It reads like paper, has a 30 hour battery, and has decent memory and size. I just can't get over how I won't be able to see the title page in color. =/

w/e.

O.o

So. I was showering, when I accidentally squirted too much soap onto the scrubby thingy. I said "Crap." in a normal, 'inside' voice, right? And then five seconds later, my mom comes in and asks what's wrong.

I need to rethink singing in the shower.

btw

jk. I appreciate the views. ^_^

Guess people here like gyradoes, huh?

I spelled that wrong. >.> I just know I did.

Well, anyhow, I haven't been here awhile, although, checking on the count, apparently someone has. ...dunno if that counts as stalking. *sai*' Really, to my messed up and influenced mind, checking in on anyone doing anything is considered stalking.

It's sad.

ANYHOW. My parents never let me get headlights. I've always wanted them...so darn badly too. -.- So, anyways, today, I made my own. Oh yeah! xD I'm using them on the bus tomorrow to do the chinese homework I couldn't do because I spent that time making the headlights... Is that irony? I think it is. Awesome.

Well, byes.

I know that was short.

Considering how much I've posted over the past couple of days, anyways.

Too bad.

Bye.

I'm leaving now.

Yeah.

So leave.

Bye again.

Don't come back.

*glare*'

And- *annoyed onlooker smashes computer*'

*post is magically posted anyways*'

Joe wants to final all the four-letter words that begin and end with the same letter. How many combinations of letters must he examine?

 lol. Apparently they don't care if you need at least one vowel.

*got problem wrong*'

Disapointment.

I know I shouldn't even be ON Urbandictionary, but I searched up the word spoiler out of curiosity, and got this.

Something that could ruin something about a game for someone who hasn't played it yet. For example, revealing major parts of the plot or big storyline events to others.

 

When someone reveals a previously unknown aspect of something which you likely would have rather learned on your own.

*discussions of art media such as video games, movies, etc. especially vulnerable.

"The following review contains spoilers!"

 

It doesn't mention anything about books. A couple of the definitions were about the apparent other definition which involves something to do with a car... Granted, the topmost post was very vague and could have meant a book, but still! Video game endings are more important to this world?!?! 

 

......They're still important of course... But nowhere close. 

 

......Of course this is my own opinion... 

 

......

 

 Hobey-ho.

*ends post*'

Finished

Pendragon book 5 this morning. *sai*' NEED NEXT BOOK ASAP OR ELSE WILL PANIC AND WORRY ABOUT PENDRAGON ALL LIFE.

I knew I should've gotten 6 the same time I got 5 at the library. >.>

^_^

Starting Pendragon book 5 now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNzyytIw24

Alright...

Well, it seems there are a couple points in my life I need to fill in.

1. ALL COUNTY OMG IT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME

2. My ocarina broke. O.O It was so sad.... like, honestly sad... for the first minute. Then realization hit me and it was just plain sad. >.> My stupidity. *shakes head disapprovingly*

3. 2 MAJOR things came out. INHERITANCE. (OMGFREAKOUT+IFANYONEPOSTSAHONESTSPOILERI'LLRIPTHEIRHEADOFFOMGITWILLPROBABLYBESOAMAZINGONCEIGETAROUNDTOIT,WHICHIHAVEN'T) and Zelda- Skyward Sword. xD So awesome... I still haven't gotten that yet either, however. >.< But I will. I just have to be patient.... *sai*'

I think that's it. So some elaboration, anyone? All county's first. :) Yeah. It was really fun. Of course, I was pretty beat once I got home after a day of straight music practice, but again, worth it. I missed class, first of all. xD Oh, and ... Hey, today's Wednesday... Darn, feels so ...Mondayish. Which doesn't even make sense. Shouldn't it feel like a ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6aUiFA_Jg 27:08 O.o Strangely... *searches for word*' ... well, it's very different, let's put it at that.

Saturday or something? Bleh, whatever. Doesn't really matter. Oh, yeah, band. Okay. The way I see how it went, one of our (Concert's) songs got the most claps (only cause it was a military song and pwns, and because we got people from each branch to stand for their song, but w/e), and they (Symphonic) had the most epic pick. A medley of Spy movie music. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't love that? xD I was practically .. You know, let's ignore that and pretend I just did a little mental fist pump or something.

*cough*' Enough of that. Oh yeah, Ocarina story time. It was really sad. Both ways. The, Oh, I'm so sorry :( way and the sarcastic Oh wow, good job. >.< way. Yeah... I dropped it in the hallway. Can't get more simpler than that. ^_^

And I think I spazzed on OMGFREAKININHERITANCE enough, so that's it for now.

Hobey-ho!

(Oh, and in case you're confused, I read Pendragon book 3 yesterday and am halfway through 4 today. And I got 5 from the library, just in case I need something to read tomorrow.)

Haha, back

Sorta. It's not like I didn't post for years or something... >.> Yeah...

Well, a couple interesting things happened. Wait, let me check what I've got down...

This blog is dying.

Probably because I'm pushing it too much. Hmm... Well, I might take a short break from blogging. My point is that I shouldn't force myself to blog once every day, just for the sake of blogging. That would be stupid. So I'll talk to whoever's reading this later.

Yeah.

L8r

Well.

Hah! This time the title includes a period! O.O So technically it's slightly different from before. ...Well, anyways, does anyone know how to adjust the time on a pocket watch?... Cause I don't know how. >.> Well, that should be obvious, but I thought I'd just put it out there, and...

Am I boring you? -.- Be honest. ... I should really stop asking you questions. Yeah...

Well, (and I should stop saying well as well.) (crap.) Flute ensemble did great! Except for our third part accidentally switching their second and third pages on the stand. *COUGHNOLANCOUGH*' But we recovered. And it was a lot of fun. ^^

And it's my birthday too... but a lot of people seem to know, so that's not really worth mentioning. Thanks for all the people who gave me gifts, but now I feel bad because every one was so- well, most of them- awesome. ^_^

Haha, that's about it for today.

Being

unspecific is so fun. :) You get to see all these confused faces.

OH RANDOM THOUGHT! (lol, btw, I'm playing piano right now. xD) (...my parent's better not read this...) (oh crap I shouldn't post this... Oh well....) I'm really obsessed with Soul eater right? =| Well, that's great and all, and I really do love the series, but I DON'T HAVE ANY SOUL EATER BOOKS!!!

-.- I mean, seriously. That's just not right. I need to get that manga and fast. Hmm. It's not too long, I could probably get a box set. But then I'd need another bookshelf. Which is okay because I need a new one anyway. Yeah, this could work!

Oh, on a side note, my birthday is tomorrow.

Oh, and tomorrow is Enloe's open house. and Carnage's open house. And Flute Ensemble is going to perform for Carnage's! We're going to fail... >.> ... Unless you, person who is reading this, is part of Flute Ensemble. In that case, GREAT JOB, we're going to do great! =D

Cause that's the liar I am. lol, no, jk. That was a lie. ... Or was it? xD

GAH!

I forgot to post! Urg, great. Well, anyways, the weekend's passed already. Hm. We had an OM meeting on Friday, but that's classified information. >.> lol, no, but I'm not telling you anything anyway.

I finally got around to reading Bobby Pendragon book DEUX. And it is AWESOME. ... Okay, not that awesome. It's cool. ... Well, better than that. ... WELL ANYWAYS. Loor's home planet holds this tournament among the Batu that I have decided to recreate, in my own really tacky way. So yeah. Time to smash some ice cream cones. xD

^^

11-11-11 11:11:11 has passed. Made my wish, and I'm pretty content with this at the moment.

I haven't posted today.

Haha

I'm the only person I know that actually updates a blog constantly. Which makes this feel really awkward. If you have a blog, please comment with it or something, and maybe I'll feel less awkward?

...naw, probably not but comment anyway! (at the least I'll know who those views belong to... I feel stalked here...>.>)

Okay, updates! Well, INHERITANCE OMGOMGOMGOMG IT FINALLY CAME OUT yesterday AND I'M SO EXCITED 3 PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL ALREADY HAVE IT OMGOMGOMG. ... Haha, I really shouldn't get into the habit of saying omg so much...

Oh, and Anthony Horowitz got the chance to write ANOTHER SHERLOCK HOLMES NOVEL IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING! Because, you know, this hasn't happened for 125 years and Horowitz is such an amazing writer. :)

Too bad I know absolutely nothing about Sherlock Holmes and will have to do a lot of studying before I read it. And it's already out.

Oh, and Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is coming out on the 20th and I'M GETTING IT FOR MA B-DAY!

...way too many caps today.

O.O

AW CRAP I HAVEN'T PRACTICED!

Hmmmmm

Well. POKEPEOPLE ARE FRICKEN AWESOME!

*cough*' My cough has gotten better. When compared to this morning, where it was horrible. ... Probably had some relation to me belting the pokemon theme song in the shower last night... BUT W/E! Yeah. :)

Flute ensemble is performing at open house next week, and - CRAP I HAVE TO PRACTICE!

Yes. Yes I do

have a fever. DON'T TELL MUM!

Haha, btw, have you guys been reading these in an english accent like I told you to? >.< Didn't think so.

*sai*' I swear, everything I do is a wasted effort.

Well, *insert weird laugh here*' actually parts of my fever might actually be mental. Not to mean I'm going insane, but... Well, hopefully not to mean I'm going insane, but like, ... Like I expect the fever to make me do this, and then I do that. Yeah. Hopefully that made lots of sense. Because there's no elaboration here.

Yeah no eating here tonight! No eating here tonight. No eating here tonight- you're on a diet!

... That probably wasn't even the right lyrics. >.>

Yeah, it wasn't.

Well, some random person decided to have every 8th grader in the school to suddenly ditch 2 periods to listen to people rabble on about their schools and try to persuade us to go. About half of us didn't listen. Half of the other half of us listened purely to make smart comments about it immediately afterward. The rest were actually considering one of the schools shown besides Enloe. I mean, you went to Carnage.

There's no where else to go run.

Crap.

Darn, I had remembered what I wanted to write. ... Then I forgot again. Well, with a lack of anything else to post, here's Mathcounts and All county!

Mathcounts

1. Angela Deng
2. Matthew Zheng
3. Rishi Sundaresan
4. Laasya R.
5. Hal Lin
6. Sicheng Zeng
7.
8. Rishab Thakkar / Hannah Shaw
9. Rishab Thakkar / Hannah Shaw
10. Abishek C.
11.
12.
13. Shriya Vohra
14. Vinit Ranjan
15.
16. Prakruth Adari


All County

Symphonic Band
Angela Deng--2nd chair flute
Laasya Renganathan--4th chair flute
Cynthia Li--10th chair flute

Mihir Shah--3rd chair clarinet
Shiaoching Tse--5th chair clarinet
Daniel Liu--7th chair clarinet
Austin Zhang--11th chair clarinet
Stephen Li--13th chair clarinet

Gautham Srinivasan--2nd chair alto saxophone

Krishna Palanival--1st chair trumpet
Josh Martin--4th chair trumpet

Matthew Baker--1st chair tuba

Concert Band

Sicheng Zeng--1st chair flute
Sharon Yoo--7th chair flute

August Ning--2nd chair clarinet

Jackson Cini--3rd chair alto saxophone

Andrew Hren--2nd chair bassoon

Jeremy Chao--1st chair trumpet
Matthew Wakeford--2nd chair trumpet
Connor Parker--8th chair trumpet

Matthew Zheng--7th chair trombone

First Alternate

Cynthia Zhou--flute

Christian Howard--Tenor Saxophone

Again, running out of titles.

I completely forgot what I was going to say here. And I can't tell whose reading this and who's not. ... Is it who's or whose? *facepalm*' Duh. Who's. Right. ....

I did tell you I forgot what to write. *views blog*' Ah, day BEFORE fieldtrip, ic. ... And now it is.... .................................................................................... TWO DAYS AFTER. ... That took a while. Okay. Well, fieldtrip was sucky. They always are... So... yeah. And uh, my dad left for China. ...Not that you really need to know that... >.> And... uh... Hm. With lack of other things to do, I'll list all the November birthdays I know of.

Me. ^^
Nolan
Hal
Karen
I KNOW THERE IS MORE THAN THIS STUPID BRAIN DON'T GO BLANK PLEASE!
...Darn. There were 2 more.... I'm sorry random people!

So.

lol, I'm actually repeating titles by now. Haha, it's so sad...

WELL! Anyhow, tomorrow we have a fieldtrip! And a boring fieldtrip it will be! And why am I using exclamation marks?!? Exclamation marks are overrated! Dispite having a horribly low rating! That overratted thing doesn't make sense! Because if it has a good rating, it doesn't matter if it's overrated, people still like it! Plus, we're the ones rating it, so it's like you're dissing yourself! Haha, I see ... 3 spelling mistakes! ...

And I'm not fixing them. -.-

I'm running out of titles

Maybe it'd work better if the title actually corresponded with the post topic. O.o

lol, like that'd ever happen. So, updates. *drums fingers*' Ah... My pet bird's leg is swollen to like 3 times it's normal size and my parents are taking her to the vet. ... And... Tootsie rolls are gross. -.- But I did manage to finish it. Ugh. Need water. What else? I already spammed about all county, right? *leaves page to check*' *is back*' Yup. Got that. Huh. Not much else. ... That's sorta sad. Well, anyway... OH RIGHT.

Yesterday was Halloween. =P You know those standard jack-o-lantern candy holders those noobs use? I filled mine all the way to the top. >=D Heck yeah. And now I've NO CLUE what to do with all of that candy. >.> I mean, it's not like I'll actually eat that much... So yeah. Oh, and I saw 1. Shantanu 2. Girl I cannot name (cause I forgot it) 3. Cory 4. Brandon. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY POSSIBLE MISSPELLINGS!

Yeah... I'll try the hotdogs next year. KNEW I should've tried them. >.< KNEW it.

RANDOMNESS IS AWESOMENESS THEREFORE RANDOM = AWESOME THEREFORE THIS IS RANDOM THEREFORE THIS IS AWESOME I USE THEREFORE TOO MUCH NO ONE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT

lol, so yeah.

This is Halloween.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV7AzNYh5bo&feature=autoplay&list=PLDD67CCF43EF4DAD3&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=12

Have a good one.

*blank*'

Hi.

REALIZATION

I had no homework for the last 3 days and I didn't come on for the last 3 days.

CONCLUSION: This is my own personal procrastination website. xD HECK YEAH!

lol, well anyway... I made first chair concert band for All County! For flute. I can't believe it, I thought I screwed up so bad but I'm in! Also, August and Sharon are in the band with me so I won't be super lonely. :) Happy lucky break.

Oh, and I can't seem to catch the abominable snow mouse... Dunno why. My records show I've simply never come across it, but it didn't say it needed superBrie.

Haha

Yeah, another day without starting homework until 7:00. Guess what?

I DON"T HAVE MATH HOMEWORK. XD IT"S A FREAKIN MIRACLE! ... In fact, I don't seem to have homework at all. O.o

Soul awesome....

adkjlfhaerupoth

Well today was a pretty good day. ... Oh crap it's 6:00 already! Better start on homework!

O.O

Okay, so last night I was sending an email out with the attachments for a group assignment but my parents came in and told me it was too late. We argued, but they just closed the computer anyway. I set up an alarm for 8:00 this morning to wake me up in time to send it, then get to class.

I remember hearing it, waking up, turning it off, then snoozing for 20 more minutes before convincing myself to get out of bed and send it.

Three minutes ago, the alarm went off. I had accidentally set it to PM. But I remember turning it off this morning....

I finished my homework. =|

Yeah..... I guess I'll go fix Excalibur now then. I'll post pictures when I'm done!

Mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.

So.

It's Friday. (Because you totally didn't know that.) There's a bug on my wall. I'm watching it crawl. OH CRAP IT FLEW AWAY NOW I'M WORRIED.

CRAAP

I'm rereading the translation, and IT SOUNDS SO PERVERTED!

LOL- I'm not sure if it was me or Google translate's fail, but this is horrible. (MY CHINESE ESSAY CHANGED FROM CHINESE TO ENGLISH WITH GOOGLE TRANSLATE) (NOT COMPLETE)

"Do not fight, do not fight!" Shaman quick to go to the middle of two small children, and the hurry of them separately. "I only take a minute, you have got into a fight." He sighed. "Why?" He held his head the sky.
    "I'm sorry uncle, but he hit me!" Mika Qi Oh the hand pointing to his brother.
    "Ah? Your self a liar! You stupid to me, and I just touched you about!"
    "You are a liar!" Mika kicked his brother about. A climb a scream, and Mika smiled. Shaman is not how to do self-guided, he asked a moment: "your brother tell you so?" Ah Joe quickly climb the sky looked. Mika's smile gets bigger. "He always said I was not long, one day he would use his foot stepped out to me. Finished, he gave me his forehead touched then I stepped on his foot."
    A shaman to climb in front, saw him climb Ah, Shaman said: "You should not say that the words which does not." Then he in turn to Micah said: "Do not step on your brother feet you need to do so again Lu, A climb will really step back. Mika's mouth move a little, but he did not speak.
    "But he really did not grow it!" A walk to climb the side of a comparison and Mika. "I have both higher than his head up."
    "That's because your head is very small, not things." Mika whisper said."What did you say?!""Children are all! I just said you can not fry you is not heard of people who go over see it?" His fingers where they stand. They are in a park. Road is the white Shuangshuang. New species of tree looked out. They shook the leaves, the soil black and green are placed together. Mika particularly like those dark red leaves. Sometimes these names on the leaves will be bright green veins - it is the best."We look at it, you prove your brother really long. With me." Shaman from his car, took a hammer and a nail. Mika straight pine tree stood straight line and plane. Like Mika himself, this tree is a good short, but still a lot of Bi Mika high. Mika it has quietly closed eyes. Then, the shaman is very careful to hammer a nail into the tree inside, just a good head of hair met Mika.

*yawn*'

I'm so tired, it took me 3 tries to spell the title. -.- So I about finished my IROC and it is indeed awesome and we FINALLY finished the Pearl (it's a pretty short book so chapter 5 counted as really far in ^^). Again, OM IS TOP SECRET SO SECRET THAT I SHOULDN"T BE MENTIONING IT AT ALL BUT NOT REALLY BUT WHATEVER.

K. So, night people. ... lol that was a boring update.

Phew.

Alright. Today was interesting. We had french club and made crepes, and that was fun. And uh... We're almost done with the Pearl. (I apologize if you don't know what I'm talking about. But I'm not going to elaborate.) And... Excalibur's head fell off. >.> I'll remake him later.

I apologize. IT'S NOT PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL! I'M SO SORRY! D=

But it was the best I could do.

424-2564, whenever you want to knock on Death's door.

COMEDY THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME! =D

Why Office Pranks Suck When You're a NASA Employee

It might come as some surprise to you to find out that all of us Cracked writers and staffers have satellite dishes in our backyards, which we use to monitor comedy events observed by our armada of orbiting comedy satellites. However, unlike the rest of the Cracked staff, Im a bit of an amateur radio astronomer. Consequently, my dish is actually a 10-foot little number which I also use for surveying the heavens, constantly scanning the sky for fart jokes in the aether.

 

One of 24 Cracked Comedy Satellites in a constellation of high inclination orbits.

This past week, while examining a section of sky near Gemini for scraps of an anecdote about an alien farmers daughter, I came across an anomalous signal. Fairly quickly I determined it to be human in origin and, as it was unencrypted, I was able to reassemble its meaning without too much difficulty. (Before I became a columnist I was actually part of Cracked's SIGINT division.)

The signal I was receiving was a journal, sent by the lone occupant of a space vehicle on its way to Mars. This vehicle was secretly launched by NASA in March of this year under the guise a mission to place a space telescope into "orbit." Composed of individual journal entries, transcripts of communications with mission control and wild, unstructured rants, this compilation told the story of a man who, in his own words, had gotten royally screwed, right in the mouth.

So, as a service to all the conspiracy theorists and amateur radio astronomers who make Cracked.com their first stop every morning, I present a lightly edited version of this journal to you below.

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Journal Entry: March 7, 2009
Ugh. I will never get used to that. Being launched into space SUCKS. It feels like being the turkey in a sandwich, except the bread is a family of fat people. Heh, thats a good one. Im going to let the guys in control know about that one, so they can add it to the list.
 
Journal Entry: March 7, 2009 Addendum OK, apparently theyre not adding any more sandwich ones to the big launch metaphor list. Fuck those douches.
 
Journal Entry: March 8, 2009
Post launch rest period concluded. Time to get down to work. The purpose of this mission is to conduct a trial run of the systems in a habitat module intended for a potential Mars mission. So strictly speaking my only real job here is to stay alive. I think I can manage that.

Whoops! Almost died there. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Just kidding diary.

Seriously though, Ive got a whole checklist of things to do here, so Id better get started.
Day 1:
Item 1: Use Toilet
Item 2: Disassemble Toilet

Huh.

 

Popular astronaut. 

Journal Entry: March 14, 2009 Apparently Im not alone up here. In another compartment in the module is a monkey. He's got this little machine that provides food and water, and he's hooked up to medical monitoring equipment. But what the heck is he doing up here? He wasn't mentioned in my mission briefing. Which was actually kind of rushed now that I think about it. I guess it makes sense. Looking at my checklist, it looks like I'll be working on his toilet quite a bit later on.

 
Journal Entry: March 16, 2009 The food here is terrible. The larder is fully stocked, but with really inappropriate food. Its got nothing but soup in here. And not astronaut soup. Cans of Chunky. Its like someone raided a Costco for a fucking space mission. How am I supposed to eat this? Is this someones idea of a joke? It's been a week and this place is already covered in brown smears. All that toilet maintenance can't be helping.
 
Journal Entry: March 20, 2009 I should be able to see Earth out of one of these windows, right? I cant believe I hadnt noticed that until now. When I checked in with control, they said it was normal. Apparently Im in a highly elliptical orbit. They called it a Bigh-Bie orbit. Never heard of it before. Named after its inventors presumably. I could have sworn I heard them snickering when they said that though.
 
Journal Entry: March 28, 2009 OK, this is bullshit. Every other task on my checklist involves using the toilet and then immediately taking it apart. Shit is literally getting out of control. Diary, do you know what comes out of an astronaut who eats nothing but soup? Or a monkey at any time, in any situation? This whole place is disgusting.

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TRANSCRIPT OF HAB MODULE ARES-1B COMMUNICATION TO HOUSTON- MISSION CONTROL 0815hr 04/16/2009


MC: Hi, Tim? This is Mission Director Mike Atkinson here. Have you been communicating with control on this frequency? Because the people on this line are not Mission Control. Do you know a Ron Berton or Aaron Grimhorst?


HM A-1B: Yeah, I know those two guys.


MC: Yeah, OK. Look, I dont know what those guys told you, but this is supposed to be an unmanned mission. I dont even know how you got in there. This is a real situation.


HM A-1B: Youre telling me, Mike. I have been cleaning up my own shit for two weeks now. Also, what do you mean by unmanned mission?


MC: Well it looks like these guys played a bit of a prank on you, there. This was an unmanned mission - well, a one monkey mission - and Aaron and Rob somehow snuck you on board. Im not exactly sure how this actually represents a pretty fundamental failure of several hundred different protocols. We're actually kind of lucky you're still alive. But, if you've got air, water and food, I guess you can hang out a bit longer. In the meantime were going to have to see how this affects the mission. You sit tight, OK?


HM A-1B: Can do Mike. Ive got another toilet check coming up on my checklist anyways.


MC: Uh, yeah. Yes. Stick to the checklist. We may get back to you on that as well.

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TRANSCRIPT OF HAB MODULE ARES-1B COMMUNICATION TO HOUSTON - MISSION CONTROL 1942hr 04/16/2009


MC: Hi, Tim. First thing I want you to know is that were going to be disciplining Aaron and Rob. What they did was not cool. I want you to be sure that this kind of behavior will no longer be tolerated. Right now HR is redrafting our Tolerance and Harassment Policy to make this kind of thing explicitly prohibited.


HM A-1B: Thats good.


MC: Furthermore, Aaron and Rob will both be speaking with a counselor, and this incident will go on their permanent records. I cant really go into the details, but between you and me Id be surprised if either of them gets much more than a two percent raise this year, Tim.


HM A-1B: I am glad to hear that. What about the rest of the timeline? Im still scheduled for reentry maneuvers on Thursday?


MC: Yes. No. About that. You are actually traveling towards Mars at a very high speed.


HM A-1B: I see.


MC: Weve had the boys running the numbers here to map out a way to get you back to Earth, and it turns out the answer is pretty simple.


HM A-1B: Oh good.


MC: I said simple. Not good. You are not coming back to Earth. Its just completely physically impossible. The guys tell me we could send you to Jupiter. Do you want to see Jupiter? Ive heard its pretty big. Youll, uh, almost certainly starve to death before then, but you know. An option.


HM A-1B: ...


MC: You still there Tim?

 

Jupiter is prettybig.

HM A-1B: Forgive me if I seem a little dazed by this. How? Why exactly am I going to Mars?


MC: Well, contrary to whatever these guys told you, this mission was primarily intended to test the shielding systems on board the habitat to see how well they protect the crafts occupants from solar radiation. Thats why the monkeys there.


HM A-1B: Ive been calling him Buzz.


MC: That is certainly your right. Anyways, the reason there's been all this secrecy around the mission is because we needed to do live testing on this shielding, but didnt want to make it public we were using an animals. In fact, if you could check yourself for cancer real quick, that'd be super handy for us. Much more ethical.


HM A-1B: -Finally cracking up- I can't believe this. I can't believe this. I'm going to die? I can't believe this. Oh God! My wife! She'll be devastated.


MC: Ahh, well Ive got good news there, Mike. Shes been cheating on you for the last eight months. With Rob actually. Hey guys, knock it off. Seriously. Thats inappropriate. They just high-fived here, Tim. Ill talk to them about that. Anyways, hang tight. Were not completely out of ideas yet. And I've got good news! That checklist you've been working on, uh, your duties? You can stop that now. That was part of the prank. Were going to upload Spider Solitaire to you right now, OK buddy? That should keep you busy. And weve got a dozen guys working on getting you Freecell. Great things are a foot!
 
-Editors note: What followed next was 43 pages of extremely bitter commentary about a woman named Helen, and many faults she purportedly possessed. In the author's mind she appears to be some sort of mythical beast of legend, sort of like a Hydra. The most concise definition in the extract is a frigid ice bitch with 80 bitchy heads bitching all the Goddamned Time ABOUT BULLSHIT. This section has been removed in the interests of taste and narrative flow. -

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TRANSCRIPT OF HAB MODULE ARES-1B COMMUNICATION TO HOUSTON- MISSION CONTROL 1114hr 04/27/2009

MC: Hi, Tim. Regarding your transmission, we passed it on to Helen, but I dont believe she read it. I did though. Jesus man, that was some pretty nasty stuff. I mean, I know youre in a bad place, but seriously, that was a real dick move.

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Journal Entry: May 28, 2009
They asked me to leave the monkey alone, because he was "important." But screw them. Me and Buzz are death row buddies. We are going to have a ton of whimsical adventures while we wait to die, just like that terrible Tom Hanks movie.

Anyways I let him out of his module this morning, and showed him around the main hab. I think I'll try and teach him some games next.
 
Journal Entry: June 5, 2009
Buzz is super smart, but he seems to be having a lot more difficulty in the zero gravity than myself. Maybe it's because he's so small, but he keeps getting stuck halfway between walls, flailing around and screeching like mad. I had been helping him when he got stuck, but this morning I left him like that, trying to coach him to rescue himself. That turned out to be a mistake. I don't know what they taught that monkey, but it would appear he has a very good grasp on Newtonian mechanics and their application with respect to poo flinging. And I had just gotten this place clean again.
 
Journal Entry: August 17, 2009
Fuck that monkey. I don't know how he did it, but he got into my locker and took all my pants and wouldn't give them back. Then when I tried to catch them, he ripped them to shreds. This is bad news. It's kind of chilly up here, in fucking space.

For now I'm wearing my extra shirt as pants. This is bullshit. It's like eighth grade gym all over again.

Unpopular astronaut.

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TRANSCRIPT OF HAB MODULE ARES-1B COMMUNICATION TO HOUSTON- MISSION CONTROL 1114hr 09/23/2009


HM A-1B: Hi, Mike? I think I lost Buzz.


MC: Hows that?


HM A-1B: I put him back in his room last night, and when I returned this morning, he wasnt there. Actually his whole room wasnt there.


 MC: Yes, thats normal. That part of the module has detached.


HM A-1B: Detached? Wheres it going?


MC: Once around Mars, then back to Earth. Theres a wealth of scientific information stored in that monkey, Tim. He should have just enough food to make it home.


HM A-1B: But not me.


MC: Yes. Tim, Im going to be level with you. Youve just kind of annoyed a lot of people around here over the years, and on the balance of things, no one here appears to be that sad to see you go. The monkeys great. Everyone loves that little bastard. You should have seen him at the launch party.


HM A-1B: You like the monkey more than you like me.


MC: Dude. Dude. I dont know what it is man. You tell such terrible jokes. And you always laugh at them. Have you ever noticed that? How when you tell a joke, you're the only one laughing, and everyone's standing there uncomfortably, like you're a guy in a funeral procession and your penis just fell out of your pants? And you've got that horrible voice and face. Also a lot of the girls say you make them feel uncomfortable. And that denim jacket.


HM A-1B: That's a pretty comprehensive list.


MC: We've actually got a white board in the conference room here that's been filling up pretty quick.


HM A-1B: I see.


MC: See thats another one! You always say shit like "I see," like youre some kind of smug, morally superior robot. Hey Karen? Can you add smug, morally superior robot to the board?
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TRANSCRIPT OF HAB MODULE ARES-1B COMMUNICATION TO HOUSTON- MISSION CONTROL 0954hr 09/27/2009


MC: Tim, this is Mike here again. Weve been going over the figures, and we think weve found a plan youll be pretty happy with.


HM A-1B: Go ahead.


MC: Basically, wed like to slam you into Mars while traveling several kilometers per second, and see what happens.


HM A-1B: ...


MC: You still there Tim?


HM A-1B: Fuck you, Mike.


MC: I know that sounds bad, but think it through. Because your other options include starving to death or freezing to death. Plus, this way youll be the first person to set foot on Mars.


MC-2: Hell also be the first person to set knee, arm, shoulder and face on Mars, in extremely rapid succession.


MC: Ron this is a private channel, but excellent point. Yes. So five separate records! Tim, I will look into seeing if we can get all those for you.

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TRANSCRIPT OF HAB MODULE ARES-1B COMMUNICATION TO HOUSTON- MISSION CONTROL 1114hr 09/30/2009
MC: Hi, Tim. The Guinness World Record people got back to me, and they said theyll only give you the foot thing. They also said theyre probably going to have to put an asterisk beside it on account of, well, you know.

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Editor's note: At this point, the communication stream devolves into the word FUCK printed a little over twenty-seven hundred times, and then just the letter F repeated endlessly, as if someone had set something down on a keyboard. 

I hope you enjoyed that. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE BAD WORDS- TOO LAZY TO EDIT.

lol

Sharon and Shannon were right.... That link to the page about the fight? Yeah... it's from 2008. >.> *coughcough*' Well... HOMEWORK. I might post later. I might not. But you already knew that.

=|

I'm pretty tired. There's probably some other word I could use besides tired, but I can't think of the one I want. It's like, pumped... no... WHAT WAS IT? It like, ryhmes with that... But whatever. You know what I mean.

Better sleep earlier today.

Bloody Eye and Black Nose

Lol, no, not really. Just a bloody eye. Apparently someone had a gun aimed at their own head, someone stabbed someone else in the eye with a knife (and this was called by the news a small cut... -.-) and some punches thrown. Hold on, let me research this...

"Raleigh, N.C. — Parents of students at Enloe High School were expecting an electronic letter Thursday evening, detailing a morning fight at the school.

According to the letter, "About 15 students were involved in an altercation outside the school building entryway." Raleigh Police spokesman Jim Sughrue said officers estimated that 30 students either were involved in the fight or were encouraging the fighters.
The school resource officer assigned to Enloe, school security personnel and additional Raleigh police controlled the fray. The school was never locked down.
Two students were treated for cuts.
Raleigh police arrested six of those involved and charged each with assault. Two were also charged with possession of marijuana.
Sughrue said he expected an as-yet-undetermined number of juveniles to be charged for their roles in the fight.
The investigation was continuing."

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3530394/

K. That's enough procrastinating for a Friday.

*phew*'

Yeah, I guess that was a Pre- Ty big update yesterday.

Therefore, you're not getting any update today. Thank you and have a nice day!

P.S. FIGHT AT ENLOE. WAS ABSENT. SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE I DIE OF CURIOUSITY!!!

lol

In my intro up there- *points*'- I forgot to include hyper.

Now then.

Since that's done- UPDATES!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

Okay. Major things involving moi, since this is indeed the blog of moi, in order of the periods of moi:

FLUTE ENSEMBLE!!! 1st period. All county is coming up, and I"M FREAKING OUT. Or at least I freaked out for like 30 minutes before the practice session today. Then I discovered that it was a practice session... >.>

I FRICKEN THOUGHT IT WAS A TEST TO SEE IF WE COULD SIGN UP. >.<

BUT NOOOO, it's just practice... -.- What else... Oh, yeah. Darn you clarinets you. =_= Every one of you makes me sound like a piece of poo. A really crappy piece of poo. And poo does not sound good. It sounds bad, in fact. Yes, this is indeed factual.

K NEXT PERIOD

UHH. French, right. NO HR UPDATES FOR YOU. xP FOOL. ... Darn, promised myself I wouldn't say that... >.> w/e. BACK TO FRENCH. Well, the French 2 peeps are learning about the family now. And I am learning about the family's house, more accurately (at least to the French) known as the house of the family. WOAH! SUDDEN REALIZATION!

In LA, we're (THE ENTIRE 8TH GRADE) reading a book called The Pearl. (IT SUCKS LIKE CRAP) (SO THAT'S BASICALLY SAYING IT SUCKS LIKE ME) (I'M WINGING THIS POST) (HOW AM I DOING?) (=P) And in The Pearl (WHICH, AGAIN, SUCKS LIKE CRAPPY CRAP) they constantly refer to the song of the family. And the song of the pearl. And the song of evil. Yadayadayada. My point is, they say it the way the French word it. O.o

They must be secretly French. O.O

PERIOD 3!!! =D

Okay. This is OM. We're not doing much... >.> But... OH CRAP CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, SIGNED THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT, MY BAD!

And we shall continue!

Yes! YES WE SHALL!

FOR THE SAKE OF OUR KINGDOM! 

(again, winging this. =P)

OH. Random interjection. Anyone who knows Idrees, (SORRY IF THAT'S SPELLED WRONG) you know, that kid in my grade with the awesome English accent, convince him to join Meghan's England booth, would ya? ^_^

... And next is... *Looks at the paper of winging-it-ness*'

LA. But I already said something about that. SO MOAR! We're so far behind the other team it's embarrassing. >.> For the teacher. Personally I don't really care. But anyways, they're already doing all of these projects and stuff on it, and we're on the 4th chapter. -.- Also, she's now spreading us around in centers for every other day, so our progress is going THIS slow. (JUST HELP ME AND READ IT SLOWLY) ALSO with my other also, the centers we're doing we have to finish the book for, so we're basically just piling up stacks of unfinished work... If I didn't know better, I'd think she was just using us to get rid of her excess paper waste. >.<

OKAY NEXT!

Um, Right, science. xD We ate cookies. Epic (-ly failing) cookies. lol, they were just gram crackers with icing (NO I CAN"T SPELL GRAM I DON"T CARE IT"S READ THE SAME ANYWAY) and some sprinkles arranged in the form of an atom. ^^ But we ate it, and that's all that matters.

AND ON TO THE NEXT PERIOD AND USING THE WORD PERIOD AND THE WORD NEXT AGAIN AND AGAIN IS REALLY TICKING ME OFF AND NOW MY LEFT PINKY WHICH IS HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY IS HURTING AND THIS IS WAY TO LONG FOR THE SUBTITLE

Social studies. ^^ So yeah. We basically just finished watching Roanoke- chapter 2 and then answered some questions in groups about it. Nothin' too special. Lunch was this period, and they ran out of Max Cheese sticks RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE and our cafeteria sucks. IT WAS LIKE THE 5TH TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED. >.> Of course, not all times were with Max Cheese sticks, that'd just be creepy. ... Sort of. Well, yea. Anyways.................................. *insert awkward silence*'

NEXT IS LAST.

Last, and not least, but not most anyways. *STRETCHES AND YAWNS IN FRONT OF COMPUTER*' Pre-calculus.  Crap, did I spell that wrong?!?! Wth... -.- I'm so not fixing that. If someone asks, it's spellcheck's fault. -.- Anyway, we took a test. ... That's it. We had no homework ( =D ) but really nothing happened. And really I was just panicking over the flute practice that I thought was a test. -.- So yeah.

AND THE UPDATE IS COMPLETE! (CLAP MY MINIONS! CLAP! xD *insert clapping*')

Tomorrow's Mathcounts. =| Good luck guys! Excalibur wishes upon you the greatest of luck as well. o.O

BYE BYE! *WAVES*' 

Okay.

I missed yesterday, but THAT'S OKAY, because the results are in! xD Being the pathetic loser I am, I did check the timer yesterday anyway and it was at 203. And now it's at 202. Of course, by the time you're here, if you ever are, then it'll grow bigger. So this means that it counts the last 30 days. Or whatever.

SESSION CLOSED AND CLASS DISMISSED.

WOAH

OKAY. Is it just me, or did the views go from 204 to 202? =D This is the evidence I need! Keep not reading guys!

*sai*'

I know that I should stop it, but I don't really want to. >.>

Farmville- Why are you so easy to procrastinate with?!?

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

I missed a day. -.- *sai*' w/e.

204 views. ... But you know, this isn't really important. I should just ditch this whole thing. >.> Too lazy to record views for month. So anyways. GOSH I'M SO BORED!

200 views

Actually, Cory, you just made counting a lot easier, thank you. Please continue to spam it to intervals of 10. ... But not the same interval of 10 again and again. ... Honestly, please don't. -.- That would screw this up.

HAHAHAHA

POKEMON OBSESSION RESTART
>Yes
  No

Pokememe.memebase.com is an awesome website. :) I'm on page 63. xD

In other news... Well... Uh, today was early release. I had something to say earlier, but I forgot that. Oh, and I went to Meghan's Powwow thingy today. It's just basically a flute practice for us flute players. (NAW, IT'S FOR THE CLARINETS) It was productive. (FOR THE FIRST HOUR) (THEN WE PLAYED SSBB) (YES, IT'S ABBREVIATED) (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THEN GOOGLE IT) (I'LL SHUT UP NOW)

... That's all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJeucahoBlM&feature=player_embedded

172 views

Okay, mathcounts today. The first real meeting I guess. I got 9/10 and I'm not sure how... But I'll have to wait a week for that. >.> And uh, early release tomorrow.

OH. RIP Steve Jobbs, who I found out exists yesterday. He also died yesterday. =/ He had a great life. He invented Apple, as a reminder to older me who will read this and have forgotten about this.

I guess that's it. My parent's anniversary is tomorrow, and they're going to Atlanta and leaving me and Ellen behind. xD So ... I need to call Shannon now.

170 views

That's going to get annoying fast. >.> Well anyway, yeah. Right. Updates. Because it's a blog. And blogs are all about updates. =|

...


NO TOFU DUCK FOR YOU!

I've got nothing to say, so

let's just continue with the experiment. 165 views.

...

Actually, I might have to rethink my theory. Unless there was a... OKAY. NEW EXPERIMENT. *sai*' There's no way this is going to work.

I'll have to- at .... some time ... every day, record the amount of views. And do this everyday. For a month. >.> This is going to fail.  Today is 162.

OMG OCTOBER

K. It looks like the results are in.

>.< It tells me all of the page views from the past 30 days.

...so yeah. That's all.

K Guys.

Guys refers to boys and girls in my book. Gosh, I wish I had a book. *shakes head*'

ANYWAYS... I'm gonna do some format changing to the blog, so freak out when you can't find anything. It'll make my day.

Oh, yeah.

Mathcounts was today! I answered 32 problems. I already know I got the first one wrong, so I don't exactly have high hopes for my score. I'll just have to hope 180 student's hopes are lower. And that those 180 students are people I don't like/don't know. Hope you made it. (You know, if you were there.)

Despite

Cory's efforts to screw up the page counting results, the experiment is still on. However, that giant spike right in the middle of the graph do mess it up somewhat. Oh well. 2 more days to see if it resets. If not, then wow, thanks for reading. If not... well, still, thanks.

^_^ So yeah.

LEARNING YAY

Okay. 3 things.

Tomatoes taste better than bananas when the two are frozen and compared for taste. >.>
My OM team fails. -.-
These AMVs are seriously creeping me out.
Excalibur is annoying like heck. =_=
There's a Prussian/Austrian state somewhere in the US.
It's weird. O.o
Laser pointers run out of batteries really quickly.
I almost forgot to change the batteries there.
I should probably charge my phone too.
I get off topic really easily.
Yes, that was me shining the light next to Mr. Rowsley's head.
I can't spell.
You should all deal with it.
No, I didn't just realize that I can't spell.
I figured that out a long time ago.
This has passed '3' a long time ago.
I ended the past two sentences with a long time ago.
Past three now.
That wasn't a complete sentence.
Blogger doesn't care about complete sentences.
That's probably smart.
I forgot what I was talking about.
Mr. Armpriester isn't going to be here tomorrow.
Woot!
That was unneeded, yes.
The sub will probably be very boring.
I hope it's Mr. T, ignoring the fact that Mr. T teaches LA.
I always think LA stands for Las Angelas instead of Language Arts.
The caps lock button is too close the the 'a' key.
The backspace button needs to be lower.
My pinky will start to hurt soon.
This is a fact.
All of these are facts.
But one of these is a lie.
It's probably the one two about this line.
I'm spamming myself.
That's really stupid.
And now I'm so off topic I don't care.
Has 20 minutes passed yet?
Oh my gosh, a question.
This proves my off topicness.
Wow, it doesn't say topicness is misspelled anymore.
Maybe it's just glitchy.

:)

Soul Eater...

SOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATER
SOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATERSOULEATER

ate my soul.

lol, no, but seriously, it's AWESOME.

...

You know, I should change the title of this blog from "Quiver" to "My Insanely Random Mood Swings".

=_=

*silence*'

NO!

NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't drag me to piano like this, I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE SOUL EATER EPISODE YET!  

Okay.

I don't know how this new thing works. I mean the page count thing. I mean, does it update when the month ends, or is it just like 30 days ago to now?

Lets see. *determined face*'

41 page views. If it goes down, then it'll be the second option. If it goes up at a rate that isn't believable and resets in October, then the first.

AND BEGIN!

(>.<)

No one answered. That makes England sad. That makes England VERY sad. And now he's pouting in that corner with an anime dark cloud hovering over him. And it's all your fault.

YOUR FAULT.

That's right. Feel the guilt. Feeeel it. >.<

askjfohetpoaeshaus

I like this background, don't you? :)

(YES, I DO VERY WELL EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER >.<)

I'm so bored.

I keep on watching all this pointless stuff and doing things that aren't actually interesting but actually just pretty stupid and yeah. I'm bored. I read 57 pages of iwastesomuchtime.com, about 50 pages of dearblankpleaseblank, maybe 15 pages of mylifeisaverage.com, and now I feel really, really pooped. =P And to top it off, I'm still pretty tired from the go tournament yesterday.

And I'll tell you a secret. lol, no, It's not a secret. But whatever. I lost all four of the games yesterday. I be not amused. >.< I should've won the second one, seriously. I mean, the fourth one was against Brian, (BUT OF COURSE, screw my luck) so that one was pretty much decided, not that I didn't try, but the second one. I LOST BY 5 FRICKEN POINTS. And I lost the 1st one by 3 'fricken' points. But seriously. I actually let up a little on points because I thought I was winning.


-.- Screw.

Hmm.

You know, sometimes I convince myself that I'm good at reading people's emotions, but honestly, I just don't know. And I guess first I'd have to keep my own emotions in check.

I just don't know. Are you okay? (random reader who probably thinks I'm slowly crumbling into insanity)

Random post

with no meaning. Like life. IT HAS NO MEANING. ... Omg, I completely wrote that with Meghan's voice. You know, like when you read or write your sort of hear it in your head. That was so Meghan. I don't know if that's a sign of deep friendship or just creepy.

O.o

Sorry Meghan. Da DAH. Da da DA DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUH DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUH DAH DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DA DA DI DA, DUN. <--Effort to write down Mission Impossible Theme. <-- Epic Fail.

COntradicion

I feel like ranting. But I don't know how. Plus, I'm too tired. Well, I know how to. Like, I can ramble on about pokemon for a while if you let me. Who's you? I don't know. BLOODY EXHAUSTED TIRED. Oh my god. =_=

>.>

I'm not even bothering to come here anymore, I don't see why you should. You bloody tossers. (DON"T BLAME ME IF I"M USING IT WRONG. PLEASE) (AND IF I SPELLED IT WRONG. WHICH I"M PRETTY SURE I DIDN"T.) ( I SHOULD REALLY JUST USE CAPS LOCK FOR THIS, I"M GOING TO INJURE MY PINKY.) (MY LEFT ONE, THE RIGHT ONE IS ALREADY PRETTY SCREWED.)

Can you replace the word screwed with shrewd?

Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney

I do believe I'll change the background again sometimes soon. The money background is starting to annoy me. >.> *glares at dollar bills*'

So anyway, 3rd day of school. Normal schedule again. HALLELUYA. Or how every you spell that. Yup. No spellcheck for me. ... Must.... Resist..........................O.O *posts*'

My first accomplishment of 8th grade.

I realized that I can sing along with the Phineas and Ferb theme song word by word. =D

I also made it into flute ensemble, worked out a messy schedule and gave out chopsticks but that's not as important. Oh, and there's supposed to be a hurricane. And I survived an earthquake.

...

Still not as important.

School.

Finally.

Ooh, on the bright side...

I should be getting Span soon.

Hey look! More ranting.

Pre-calc ended up bumping out French which in turn had to bump out Band which bumped out OM. -.- AND I WANT OM. >.<

Today...

I managed to cut in half a frozen tomato. Not impressed? You should be. That thing was like a rock and I almost froze my fingers off.

Oh that's just wonderful!

I work hard all year on flute to move on to the next level after having been declined 6th grade band and when schedule conflicts and I can't move to concert and settle for intermediate, something ELSE clashes with it. >.< *GLARE*' And to top it off, the one clashing with it is French TWO. Because apparently Pre. calc clashes with French THREE. *GLARE*' I mean seriously, give me a freaking break already.

AND I STILL DON'T HAVE SPAN!!!!!

(Yes, this whole thing's just a bloody rant.) 

What was I going to say again?

I forgot. ... It was important. Oh.

I finally got that OMG-I'M-BORED-WHERE-THE-HECK-IS-THE-START-OF-SCHOOL feeling. I don't know what took me so long.

And again I say

Rio. Is. AMAZING.

(I posted this on fb like 20 seconds ago)

-.-

I feel sorta idk. Not really tired, more unmotivated. You feel idk? Wth. What?

Oh. Um. Yeah. Uh, I was thinking about something, and yeah. Uh. Omg, this isn't coming out right. Or at all. Uh. Yeah. My blog. It's the events of my life. I guess. ... Yeah. But it's not like, really, how I would react. I mean, sure, I guess it is. But you wouldn't know it. So I don't think it should really be 'my' blog. It's like, someone elses, someone who is living parallel to me but who doesn't ... you know what, forget it.

This is no longer my blog, but ... Well, she doesn't have a name. Name her for me. *yawn*' It's now her blog. Her reactions.

This is sorta just another excuse saying "Don't judge me from this blog." And that load. And *yawn*' yeah. There was something else. Oh yeah. Well, nvm. Good Afternoon, Europe. Good night Asia, and GOOD MORNING AMERICA. Sort of.

OMG WAT

>.< It's a facade (fuh-sodd) ? Who the heck says facade (fuh-sodd)? I thought it was always facade (fa-kaid)! Or maybe it's the reader's slight english accent but...

Fuh Sodd?!?!

blog

Cause I don't want to waste time thinking of a title. Though by writing a really weird title I've wasted time because apparently writing a weird title is something I have to ramble on about and...

What was I here for again?

Oh yeah.

I hate all of the backgrounds here. *pulls rubber band*' OW. >.< But they're ... they get old quick, honestly. *SNAP*' OW. WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!? *SNAP*' ... *SNAP*' OH NOW WHAT'D I DO, HONEST TO GOODNESS?!?! Huh. Caps lock doesn't affect numbers or symbols. *SNAP*' ... *GLARE*' ..................................................................*takes off rubber band*'

And yes, I have honestly been doing these motions. ... Minus the yelling.

Well

I've been reading my own posts (I know, pathetic =P) and I've come to conclude that...

I'm only here to bore you, seriously. Don't you have anything else to occupy your time? /:)

...btw, that's supposed to be like *raised eyebrow*' or something.

Okay...

Well, either one day is not enough to expect someone to read something (probably right) or the comments are screwed up. ... Someone prove me wrong, please.

Anyway, I'm on the new (er) computer now! It's so fast (compared to the old one)! :) It took me like an hour, but I got all of the bookmarks fixed up and now I'm going to work on the documents. *sai*' It'll take a while, but so far it's been worth it. I'm still addicted to Edgeworld, but production's slowed down, predictably.

And yes, my dad's home. (gosh, I feel bad for not mentioning that first =/) Oh, and apparently so is David. (saw him at the airport when picking Dad up) And, I read a horror book for the first time in a while. Called Morpheus Road: The Light. It's by the author of Pendragon, and it's pretty good. I was practically glued to it at the airport. ^^ It's about spirits, ghosts, yadda yadda yadda.

Oh. One more thing. I'm having a piano lesson tomorrow. O.O

Wait a moment...

Let me test something. Comment on this post. Anything. Just waste a second or two for this. I want to make sure it's still working because of something that happened before.

...

I definitely could've combined some sentences up there.

300 views!

Yeah, it's not really that important or anything... it's just a pretty number. =P Well, I've gotten addicted to http://apps.facebook.com/edgeworld/ and am listening to Eagle Strike on my cd player. ... And... My dad's coming home from China tomorrow. He's getting me a new laptop. :)

For those who don't know, I have this really old computer that was pretty much tossed out by my mom's old company. So I'm looking forward to this new one. The reason that I'm getting this one is that last year, when we were getting a gift for my cousin whose in college now, we got her a laptop. The one I'm getting now. But the thing is, it sort of screwed up and she had to stop using it. It was also to big and heavy for her to carry around in her school bag. So after my dad fixed the screwed up screen, he decided to give it to me. ^_^ I'm going to pretend this is Karma or something like that.

I. Need. To. SLEEP.

e.e So yeah, I did not go to sleep after all. :) I watched pokemon instead. And also I took some time to collect this together for kicks:

Dear world,

My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, do you want to trade cards, and I'm like, yeah I want to trade cards, I can trade you, but not my Charizard.

Sincerely, nerd at heart.

Dear random stranger,

The look on your face when I drank blue Gatorade from a bottle of Windex was priceless.

Sincerely, entertaining myself.

Dear optimists, pessimists, and realists,

While you were all arguing over the glass of water, I just drank it.

Sincerely, an opportunist.

Dear friends who text me at 3am asking if I'm sleeping,

No, I'm freaking skydiving.

Sincerely, go to bed.

Dear doctor,

I don't care if I'm eighteen. Shots still hurt.

Sincerely, where's my lollipop?

Dear General Mills Food Company,

You would make a fortune if you sold boxes of just the Lucky Charms marshmallows...

Sincerely, just saying.

Dear Google Maps,

You can skip the first five directions.

Sincerely, I can get out of my own neighborhood, thanks.

Dear gravel driveway,

ow... OW.. ow ow.

Sincerely, too lazy to put on shoes.

Dear physics problems,

If a man fell out of a building, why aren't you calling an ambulance?

Sincerely, someone who thinks there's something more important than finding this guy's final velocity.

Dear family,

Mind informing me when we have guests?

Sincerely, t-shirt and underwear.

Dear brother,

Please don't play Halo at three in the morning ever again.

Sincerely, I thought the house was being attacked by aliens.

Dear America,

The light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily switched off due to budget cuts.

Sincerely, Obama.

Dear druggie on Facebook,

You post videos and pictures of yourself smoking pot everyday and don't get arrested, but I get pulled over for going 3 mph over the speed limit?

Sincerely, yay justice!

Dear smartphone users,

When life gives you lemons...chop the crap out of them. They're worth a lot of points.

Sincerely, Fruit Ninja.

Dear Americans,

You live in a country where the pizza man will arrive quicker than the ambulance... and you make fun of us?

Sincerely, countries around the world.

Dear "I'm not drunk!",

You threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"

Sincerely, yes, you are.

Dear teenager who just bought a happy meal,

I put two toys in.

Sincerely, never too old.

Dear Harry Potter fans,

Please stop with the HP jokes. It's over, move on...

Sincerely, Sirius, this is riddikulus.

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely, capital letters.

Dear girl on the bus,

There is a difference between using make up to look pretty, and looking like you were gang banged by Crayola...

Sincerely, that's just wrong.

Dear customers,

I will heel you. I will save your sole. I will even dye for you.

Sincerely, shoe repair.

Dear autocorrect,

"Thanks, you're a lightsaber."

Sincerely, really?

Dear dad,

I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees"

Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it.

Dear Skype,

I'm impressed. Welcome to the verb club.

Sincerely, Google.

Dear world,

Lady Gaga taught me it's ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me that I should be myself and not give a crap what people think. Taylor swift taught me that not all of the guys I love are going to love me. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Sincerely, most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

Dear 30 open Internet tabs,

Which one of you is playing the music?

Sincerely, frustrated.

Dear eBook,

"Battery low!" is not what I want to read in the middle of the chapter...

Sincerely, my paperback never did this to me.

Dear expensive Evian bottled water,

Isn't that naive spelled backwards?

Sincerely, I see what you did there...

Dear movie theater,

Which armrest is mine?

Sincerely, awkward...

Dear Chuck Norris,

Screw you. I can grill burgers under water.

Sincerely, Spongebob Squarepants.

Dear rest of the world,

Yes I am Asian. No I'm not a ninja.

Sincerely, sorry to disappoint.

Dear British exchange student,

Please, Please Say Hogwarts one more time!!!

Sincerely, nostalgic.

Dear sister,

That spider is more afraid of you th...... OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE!

Sincerely, just give him the room!

Dear Surveys,

If 4 out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th enjoys it?

Sincerely, curious

Dear society,

Why is it that when girls play with their hair, they look ditsy, but when guys stroke their beard, they look wise?

Sincerely, smart girl trying not to twirl her hair.

Dear dentist,

Let's just be honest here. We both know I don't floss every day.

Sincerely, do you even do that?

Dear everyone,

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Sincerely, physics.

Dear people who say 'Size doesn't matter',

Maybe, but have you ever tried crossing the ocean in a row boat?

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

Sincerely, no rush, though.

Dear lawn,

Be emo and go cut yourself.

Sincerely, teenage boy

Dear Pedestrians,

This may come as a surprise to you, but right-of-way does not mean right-to-be-a-self-absorbed-idiot.

Sincerely, Look Both Ways

Dear movies based on books,

Please read the books before making them into movies.

Sincerely, annoyed

Dear Football Team,

Please get off our field.

Sincerely, The Marching Band

Dear Annoying Customer,

Please understand that "Iced Tea" is not an answer to my question, "How are you today?"

Sincerely, Your Annoyed Server

Dear physics professor,

Sorry I didn't come to class today, I was unable to overcome inertia.

Sincerely, objects at rest stay at rest.

Dear Nintendo,

Mario can break bricks, but he dies when a freaking TURTLE touches him?!

Sincerely, come on...

Dear China,

You accidentally put 'Made in Philippines' on my coffee mug.

Sincerely, I know it was you

Dear world,

What's yellow, skilled in martial arts, and can't drive?

Sincerely, wow, Spongebob... racist much?

Dear Pirates and Ninjas,

You lose.

Sincerely, Wizards

Dear you,

Congrats on being smart enough to look behind the shower curtain... So what's your next move?

Sincerely, serial killer.

Dear "atheist" teenagers,

Why do you still expect Christmas presents from your parents?

Sincerely, really?

Dear America,

Please stop your environmental disasters. My igloo is melting.

Sincerely, Canada

Dear Early Bird,

Screw that, I'm sleeping in.

Sincerely, Worm

Dear person who borrowed a pencil every day of the school year,

That'll be $457.89.

Sincerely, I wasn't kidding when I said I'd send a bill...

Dear evolution,

Thanks for the useless arms, they're really funny. I hope you had a big laugh. Jerk.

Sincerely, T-Rex

And now I'm going to just post this and attempt to sleep. GOOD NIGHT AMERICA!!!

And good morning China. ... Well, good... noon. ... yeah.