OMG WAT

>.< It's a facade (fuh-sodd) ? Who the heck says facade (fuh-sodd)? I thought it was always facade (fa-kaid)! Or maybe it's the reader's slight english accent but...

Fuh Sodd?!?!

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Cause I don't want to waste time thinking of a title. Though by writing a really weird title I've wasted time because apparently writing a weird title is something I have to ramble on about and...

What was I here for again?

Oh yeah.

I hate all of the backgrounds here. *pulls rubber band*' OW. >.< But they're ... they get old quick, honestly. *SNAP*' OW. WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!? *SNAP*' ... *SNAP*' OH NOW WHAT'D I DO, HONEST TO GOODNESS?!?! Huh. Caps lock doesn't affect numbers or symbols. *SNAP*' ... *GLARE*' ..................................................................*takes off rubber band*'

And yes, I have honestly been doing these motions. ... Minus the yelling.

Well

I've been reading my own posts (I know, pathetic =P) and I've come to conclude that...

I'm only here to bore you, seriously. Don't you have anything else to occupy your time? /:)

...btw, that's supposed to be like *raised eyebrow*' or something.

Okay...

Well, either one day is not enough to expect someone to read something (probably right) or the comments are screwed up. ... Someone prove me wrong, please.

Anyway, I'm on the new (er) computer now! It's so fast (compared to the old one)! :) It took me like an hour, but I got all of the bookmarks fixed up and now I'm going to work on the documents. *sai*' It'll take a while, but so far it's been worth it. I'm still addicted to Edgeworld, but production's slowed down, predictably.

And yes, my dad's home. (gosh, I feel bad for not mentioning that first =/) Oh, and apparently so is David. (saw him at the airport when picking Dad up) And, I read a horror book for the first time in a while. Called Morpheus Road: The Light. It's by the author of Pendragon, and it's pretty good. I was practically glued to it at the airport. ^^ It's about spirits, ghosts, yadda yadda yadda.

Oh. One more thing. I'm having a piano lesson tomorrow. O.O

Wait a moment...

Let me test something. Comment on this post. Anything. Just waste a second or two for this. I want to make sure it's still working because of something that happened before.

...

I definitely could've combined some sentences up there.

300 views!

Yeah, it's not really that important or anything... it's just a pretty number. =P Well, I've gotten addicted to http://apps.facebook.com/edgeworld/ and am listening to Eagle Strike on my cd player. ... And... My dad's coming home from China tomorrow. He's getting me a new laptop. :)

For those who don't know, I have this really old computer that was pretty much tossed out by my mom's old company. So I'm looking forward to this new one. The reason that I'm getting this one is that last year, when we were getting a gift for my cousin whose in college now, we got her a laptop. The one I'm getting now. But the thing is, it sort of screwed up and she had to stop using it. It was also to big and heavy for her to carry around in her school bag. So after my dad fixed the screwed up screen, he decided to give it to me. ^_^ I'm going to pretend this is Karma or something like that.

I. Need. To. SLEEP.

e.e So yeah, I did not go to sleep after all. :) I watched pokemon instead. And also I took some time to collect this together for kicks:

Dear world,

My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, do you want to trade cards, and I'm like, yeah I want to trade cards, I can trade you, but not my Charizard.

Sincerely, nerd at heart.

Dear random stranger,

The look on your face when I drank blue Gatorade from a bottle of Windex was priceless.

Sincerely, entertaining myself.

Dear optimists, pessimists, and realists,

While you were all arguing over the glass of water, I just drank it.

Sincerely, an opportunist.

Dear friends who text me at 3am asking if I'm sleeping,

No, I'm freaking skydiving.

Sincerely, go to bed.

Dear doctor,

I don't care if I'm eighteen. Shots still hurt.

Sincerely, where's my lollipop?

Dear General Mills Food Company,

You would make a fortune if you sold boxes of just the Lucky Charms marshmallows...

Sincerely, just saying.

Dear Google Maps,

You can skip the first five directions.

Sincerely, I can get out of my own neighborhood, thanks.

Dear gravel driveway,

ow... OW.. ow ow.

Sincerely, too lazy to put on shoes.

Dear physics problems,

If a man fell out of a building, why aren't you calling an ambulance?

Sincerely, someone who thinks there's something more important than finding this guy's final velocity.

Dear family,

Mind informing me when we have guests?

Sincerely, t-shirt and underwear.

Dear brother,

Please don't play Halo at three in the morning ever again.

Sincerely, I thought the house was being attacked by aliens.

Dear America,

The light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily switched off due to budget cuts.

Sincerely, Obama.

Dear druggie on Facebook,

You post videos and pictures of yourself smoking pot everyday and don't get arrested, but I get pulled over for going 3 mph over the speed limit?

Sincerely, yay justice!

Dear smartphone users,

When life gives you lemons...chop the crap out of them. They're worth a lot of points.

Sincerely, Fruit Ninja.

Dear Americans,

You live in a country where the pizza man will arrive quicker than the ambulance... and you make fun of us?

Sincerely, countries around the world.

Dear "I'm not drunk!",

You threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"

Sincerely, yes, you are.

Dear teenager who just bought a happy meal,

I put two toys in.

Sincerely, never too old.

Dear Harry Potter fans,

Please stop with the HP jokes. It's over, move on...

Sincerely, Sirius, this is riddikulus.

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely, capital letters.

Dear girl on the bus,

There is a difference between using make up to look pretty, and looking like you were gang banged by Crayola...

Sincerely, that's just wrong.

Dear customers,

I will heel you. I will save your sole. I will even dye for you.

Sincerely, shoe repair.

Dear autocorrect,

"Thanks, you're a lightsaber."

Sincerely, really?

Dear dad,

I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees"

Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it.

Dear Skype,

I'm impressed. Welcome to the verb club.

Sincerely, Google.

Dear world,

Lady Gaga taught me it's ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me that I should be myself and not give a crap what people think. Taylor swift taught me that not all of the guys I love are going to love me. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Sincerely, most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

Dear 30 open Internet tabs,

Which one of you is playing the music?

Sincerely, frustrated.

Dear eBook,

"Battery low!" is not what I want to read in the middle of the chapter...

Sincerely, my paperback never did this to me.

Dear expensive Evian bottled water,

Isn't that naive spelled backwards?

Sincerely, I see what you did there...

Dear movie theater,

Which armrest is mine?

Sincerely, awkward...

Dear Chuck Norris,

Screw you. I can grill burgers under water.

Sincerely, Spongebob Squarepants.

Dear rest of the world,

Yes I am Asian. No I'm not a ninja.

Sincerely, sorry to disappoint.

Dear British exchange student,

Please, Please Say Hogwarts one more time!!!

Sincerely, nostalgic.

Dear sister,

That spider is more afraid of you th...... OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE!

Sincerely, just give him the room!

Dear Surveys,

If 4 out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th enjoys it?

Sincerely, curious

Dear society,

Why is it that when girls play with their hair, they look ditsy, but when guys stroke their beard, they look wise?

Sincerely, smart girl trying not to twirl her hair.

Dear dentist,

Let's just be honest here. We both know I don't floss every day.

Sincerely, do you even do that?

Dear everyone,

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Sincerely, physics.

Dear people who say 'Size doesn't matter',

Maybe, but have you ever tried crossing the ocean in a row boat?

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

Sincerely, no rush, though.

Dear lawn,

Be emo and go cut yourself.

Sincerely, teenage boy

Dear Pedestrians,

This may come as a surprise to you, but right-of-way does not mean right-to-be-a-self-absorbed-idiot.

Sincerely, Look Both Ways

Dear movies based on books,

Please read the books before making them into movies.

Sincerely, annoyed

Dear Football Team,

Please get off our field.

Sincerely, The Marching Band

Dear Annoying Customer,

Please understand that "Iced Tea" is not an answer to my question, "How are you today?"

Sincerely, Your Annoyed Server

Dear physics professor,

Sorry I didn't come to class today, I was unable to overcome inertia.

Sincerely, objects at rest stay at rest.

Dear Nintendo,

Mario can break bricks, but he dies when a freaking TURTLE touches him?!

Sincerely, come on...

Dear China,

You accidentally put 'Made in Philippines' on my coffee mug.

Sincerely, I know it was you

Dear world,

What's yellow, skilled in martial arts, and can't drive?

Sincerely, wow, Spongebob... racist much?

Dear Pirates and Ninjas,

You lose.

Sincerely, Wizards

Dear you,

Congrats on being smart enough to look behind the shower curtain... So what's your next move?

Sincerely, serial killer.

Dear "atheist" teenagers,

Why do you still expect Christmas presents from your parents?

Sincerely, really?

Dear America,

Please stop your environmental disasters. My igloo is melting.

Sincerely, Canada

Dear Early Bird,

Screw that, I'm sleeping in.

Sincerely, Worm

Dear person who borrowed a pencil every day of the school year,

That'll be $457.89.

Sincerely, I wasn't kidding when I said I'd send a bill...

Dear evolution,

Thanks for the useless arms, they're really funny. I hope you had a big laugh. Jerk.

Sincerely, T-Rex

And now I'm going to just post this and attempt to sleep. GOOD NIGHT AMERICA!!!

And good morning China. ... Well, good... noon. ... yeah. 

Hi again

I have nothing to post. so.. yeah.

SPAN, I NEED YOU!!! >.< It's seriously irritating though. *sai*' Oh, right, I need to go and look up the supply list. Supply has two 'p's? O.o Well.

Argh, I'm bored. Hmm. You know, I find that I'm not in the best of moods when back from a sleepover. -.- I can only hope that's why. sioijr paomeiurjopaiesurmpoisaeumrapoiseurmpoiesurpoiamseupiorm

Hey, there's a loose pattern in that thingymabob! =D

*goes to sleep*' *or at least writes down the words 'goes to sleep'*' *is doubtful that she will sleep*' *is severely bored of this*' *is annoying herself*' *...*' *........*'